"Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt

"Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt

Forest Green / S
$26.35 $32.95
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"Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
  • "Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt
"Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt

"Take Me to Your Dealer" T-Shirt

These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Lay a shirt you already own flat and compare — that’s the most reliable way to get this right.

A — Chest width. Lay the shirt flat, measure armpit to armpit.

B — Body length. Measure from beside the collar straight down to the hem.

The fit is unisex and cut a little relaxed. Between sizes, or like room? Size up.

Wrong size? We'll send the right one and you keep the first. Tell us within 30 days.
Color: Forest Green
Size: S
$32.95 $26.35

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Description

A playful extraterrestrial scene takes center stage on this classic tee: a circle of wide-eyed aliens gathered around a cards table, paired with the cheeky message “Take Me to Your Dealer.” It has the offbeat energy of a late-night sci-fi comedy—strange, irreverent, and made for people who like their humor a little cosmic. Wear it to concerts, casual hangs, Halloween gatherings, or whenever your outfit needs an unexpected close encounter. Printed on a lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton shirt with a clean crew neckline, smooth print-friendly fabric, and a comfortable classic fit. The tubular construction has no side seams, while shoulder taping helps the shirt keep its shape. A tear-away label adds comfort, and the tee is OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric

- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline

- Seamless tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste

- Ribbed collar with shoulder taping for shape retention

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with a comfortable tear-away label

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the full details on each product page.